It’s an adventurous edition of Friday Features, as this week sees the release of both The Expendables 2 and ParaNorman. But don’t worry, we grade the other Hollywood new release films making their way to theaters, scoring them on their Asian-American presence, or lack thereof. So grab some popcorn or other healthy snacks and sit back for Friday Features.
Studio: No. of AA: 0
Rating: F
The action heroes of yesteryear return in this sequel to 2010’s The Expendables. Expect to see more old guys blowing stuff up, as Arnold Schwarzenegger returns in his first of many movies post-California government.
Studio: No. of AA: 0
Rating: F
ParaNorman follows the exploits of Norman, who can communicate with the dead. This animated film is from Portland, Ore., based Laika Entertainment, where one of my Asian-American friends works as a mold maker. Congrats!
Studio: No. of AA: 0
Rating: F
Whitney Houston’s final film before she died, Sparkle follows Jordin Sparks as she rises to stardom as part of a girl group, only to be battered with the problems that come with fame.
Studio: No. of AA: 1
Rating: D
I suppose it is odd that a boy should sprout leaves from his legs, which is exactly where Timothy Green finds himself after a couple buries a box of their wishes in the back yard. Jennifer Garner stars.
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Overall rating this week: D-
